WrestleMania 35 is in the New York City metropolitan area this weekend, and Jimmy Fallon was not about to pass up an opportunity to have some WWE Superstars on his show.
The task? Deliver this trash talk, written by children, as threateningly as humanly possible. Alexa Bliss and others were up to the challenge.
First up was Braun Strowman. Emilia, Age seven, and Oliver, five, put this one together for “The Monster Among Men.”
“You want a piece of me? You want a piece of me?? I’m gonna kick your butt until you fall in the lake!” Strowman roared. “And I’m not joking! Because when I’m kidding… I say knock, knock!”
Carmella then called someone a “noodle.” A four-year-old and a six-year-old teamed up there.
Drew McIntyre did justice to five-year-old Jerry’s threat, while Kofi Kingston went more of the diss route.
Perhaps the best was saved for last. Xavier, seven, and Mason, five, penned the following, as delivered by Seth Rollins: “Don’t make me bake a pie and put your face in it. Cuz your butt is your face and your face is your butt!!”
Watch the video above.
WrestleMania 35 takes place Sunday at MetLife Stadium in New Jersey. The pay-per-view event will air live on streaming service WWE Network starting a 7/6c.