Kids say the darnedest things, and father-of-two Zach Galifianakis should probably keep some of those darned things private.
“I shouldn’t say this on television,” the “Between Two Ferns: The Movie” star said at one point to Jimmy Kimmel during his Wednesday late-night appearance, setting up a story about his two-year-old son.
Well, now you’ve GOT to say it, Zach.
Plus, Kimmel assured Galifianakis that he would “cut it out” of the show.
Clearly, his guest did not believe him. But Galifianakis told the story anyway.
“He saw me and I was peeing,” a red-face Galifianakis said. “And I was done, and he walks up to me. And just the way he said it, he goes, ‘Dad, can I touch your big penis?'”
“Anyway, I look forward to you cutting that out of the show,” the comedian said.
Kimmel, who clearly did NOT edit this part out, asked Zach what he said to his son. We’ll let you watch the video above to get that answer.
All this silliness starts around the five-and-a-half-minute mark. It’s worth sticking around for more stuff from after the commercial break.
“Between Two Ferns: The Movie,” which features an absolutely killer line-up — see that here — comes out Friday on Netflix.
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