Last night’s episode of "The Bachelor" started off with the first one-on-one date going to my favorite tranny, Vienna.
I am really starting to dig this girl. On one hand she is tough as nails, yet her feelings get hurt when someone does not like her. She is young and trying to find her own path, so we need to cut her some slack. It’s so brave to go on a show like this pre-op. God bless her.
Jake takes Vienna on a helicopter ride and the destination is bungee jumping. He is on the bridge, ready to jump, gets scared, and says he is afraid of heights. Really? He’s a pilot. He can cruise at 35,000 feet but the top of a bridge freaks him out? I don’t want a pilot flying me to have this fear. I’m just saying.
They are about to jump, Jake is about to cry and back out, when Vienna kicks into protective mode. She is so supportive I just fell in love with her. She is cute and strong. I think there is hope for her. She is too young for him, but somehow I get it. I hope she can have her surgery completed before the wedding.
Jake is awkward with her and tells us there is good chemistry, but clarifies that it’s emotional chemistry. Their kisses are weird, but it’s almost charming. It allows them to build on something other than sexual chemistry, which is a good thing. When Vienna says she is on “cloud Jake,” it's cute.
Vienna is back at the house and the claws in Crazytown are coming out. Ali, the Sleeping Beauty look-alike who was so sweet in the beginning, is now horrible. Really a bitchy, mean girl and I don’t like her. Is that harsh? No? OK, she is a skank and I don’t trust her.
Everyone is jealous of Vienna, but what is so strange is that they are are oddly supportive of each other. How is that possible? It’s a competition, people, and you should all hate each other, but you only hate her. Hands off my tranny friend. Vienna is telling them about her date, and it’s sweet, but they don’t get it. Crazytown is rapidly becoming Bitchville.
Now we are on a group date with Jon Lovitz (right) at his comedy club. Jake is back doing the thing where he talks like everything is his idea. Like Jon is his friend, and he arranged the whole thing.
t’s my biggest pet peeve about this show. It’s actually my only pet peeve. Jake has nothing to do with any of the planning. He met Jon at the same time as these chicks. He needs to stop.
They are going to do stand-up and Ashleigh (at left in photo) is crying because she is scared. First, if this chick is 25, then I am a natural blond and weigh 120 pounds. She is in her 30s and she is a freak, immature and pathetic.
