Monday night was good. Some of the girls are getting meaner and some are getting dumber. The best part was that Jake finally went from just that guy, to a man. He gathered up his kahonas and delivered the massacre we have all been waiting for.
The show starts with the girls giving up the bachelorette pad for good. They are going to cruise up the California coast in two RV’s. They split up into groups and everyone is praying they don’t have to be with Vienna. Poor Vienna. She is my top choice at this point and truly the only real chick there. Who knew?
They girls all hate her, and for some reason think Ali is the angel. I got sucked into her, too, but the spell is broken. She is mean, and if Jake picks her, he is in for a life of misery. She went from being my top pick to being the one I want to have a humiliating departure. Ugly, ugly girl.
They get to wine country and pull into a beautiful vineyard. The girls will be sleeping in the RV’s and Jake has a tent set up. Like I’m buying that he will sleep in a tent. Whatever. They are all together and joking and the claws are out for my BFF Vienna.
Tenley is appalled by Vienna being so affectionate with Jake. Seriously, I need this little girl to go home. I am over her “poor me, my heart was broken and I was a virgin” act. She is an airhead, and I’m done with her.
First date of the trip is a one-on-one for Gia. This is girl is incredibly pretty. That said, it would be impossible for her to be any dumber. Her laugh, her voice, and her accent, all make me want to pull my ears off. She gets on his Harley in stilettos and when she gets off the bike, she is worried about how her hair looks. Please make it stop and send her home.
Jake asks what she was like when she was in school and for a moment I thought she would say she never went to school. I don’t think it’s worth it to be that pretty if it comes with being that stupid. They make out, he gives her a rose and she is in. Blah. Blah. Blah.
When he kissed her she says it’s the best kiss of her entire life. It was emotional for her and her heart stopped because she was caught in the moment. She said it made her stop thinking for a minute. Really? I could not stop laughing at the comment. This chick thinks? Not happening.
It’s group date time, and the gang is off for some dune-buggy riding in Pismo Beach. Vienna is part of the group and the girls start bagging on her right away. They do some sand surfing and Jake is all about Tenley. They have wine and dinner, then he has time alone with Corrie.
