The Razzies Are Coming, Too

The Razzies Are Coming, Too

Published: February 16, 2009 @ 9:42 pm
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By Michael Adams

This week John Wilson, “Head RAZZBerry” of the Golden Raspberry Foundation is madly preparing for the 29th annual Razzie Awards, held this Saturday night at Hollywood’s Barnsdall Theatre Gallery. The results, tabulated from the votes from 688 Razzie members in 20 countries, will ricochet around the global media on Sunday, heaping ignominy on 2008’s biggest cinematic losers.

Wilson took time out of counting last-minute ballots and spray-painting props gold to give us the heads-up on the world’s premier thumbs-down awards show

Oscar’s preparing “surprises” this year. How about the Razzies?

They say that every year and every year it’s the best argument for euthanasia! As for us, we’re trying to get a direct response from Uwe Boll about his career-achievement award. Someone doing a documentary on him was trying to get him to send a video but he’s in Africa making another movie. I can’t believe he’s making another movie! We’d like him to do a video if he were willing to do one.

Uwe told me he’s thrilled with his career achievement award because it’s the first time one has been handed out since 1987, when the rubber shark got it for Jaws: The Revenge.

[Laughs] To be honest, I was thinking it was going to be Stallone and I was shocked that Rambo got nothing in terms of votes. I think our voting membership is shifting younger because of the website and many of those people have no idea who Sylvester Stallone is!

Is there anything the Oscars can learn from the Razzies?

Be shorter. We always keep our show under 90 minutes. They also might do the tech awards off-site. Sound editors coming up and naming their aunts and uncles and grandparents is not that interesting.

Have you had any reaction from nominees? From Mark Wahlberg for 'The Happening' or from Paris Hilton for 'The Hottie And The Nottie'?

No, the usual reaction from the industry is no reaction. But it gets harder and harder for them to pretend we don’t exist because it’s such a simple idea: everybody gets it, everyone knows the Oscars, everyone knows they’re pompous and everyone wants to see them made fun of. It’ll be interesting to see, if she’s a winner, what reaction Paris Hilton has. I thought that Internet thing she did where she claimed she was running for President - in response to the John McCain ad - was very funny. Once the winners are determined, if she’s one of the winners, we will invite her.

So are there any big names attending?

We don’t know yet. Every year, we make a concerted effort to get hold of the publicists for the main winners. Generally speaking, I think they never tell their clients we called, that their job is to keep their little feelings from getting hurt. But, I would think, knowing that this is coming at you would be a better position to be in than reading that you’ve won in the newspaper. If you come, like Halle Berry and Paul Verhoeven, it shows you’ve got a sense of humor and can take it in stride.

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Michael Adams is an editor with the international movie magazine Empire and his writing has also appeared in Rolling Stone, FHM, Interview, Men's Style, Top Gear and Jobson's Mining Year Book. His upcoming comic memoir Schlock Around The Clock (HarperCollins, 2010) follows his year-long quest to find and watch the worst movie ever made.

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