Dailies | Jon Stewart Channels Inner Oprah: ‘You Don't Get a War!’ ‘You Don't Get a War!’ ‘Everybody Doesn't Get a War!’ (Video)

Jon Stewart Channels Inner Oprah: 'You Don't Get a War!' 'You Don't Get a War!' 'Everybody Doesn't Get a War!' (Video)

Sorry, Dick Cheney and Lindsey Graham

Jon Stewart channeled his inner Oprah on Monday night to celebrate America's decision not to bomb Syria.

“You don't get a war! You don't get a war! You don't get a war! Everybody doesn't get a war!” Stewart exclaimed on “The Daily Show.”

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Some people don't seem all that excited about the lack of military intervention. Cue Dick Cheney making that Dick Cheney face.

Sen. Lindsey Graham took it a step further; calling the apparent lack of punishment for Assad “a debacle.” The magnolia-voiced Republican was promptly made fun of for his genteel saber-rattling.

Enjoy Stewart's “Fifty Shades of Graham.”

Watch the clip:

  • no1special

    I can't stand the hypocrisy of Stewart. How about going after all the liberals that were calling for war? Liberals like Jon have no credibility when they do not hold the democrats who were pounding the war drums to the same stupid standards he created.