Dailies | Megan Fox on Motherhood: ‘You Don’t Even Get to Poop Alone’ (Video)

“Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” star struggles to find time for romance with husband Brian Austin Green

Megan Fox dropped by “Chelsea Lately” on Monday night, where she proved willing to just let it all hang out. The “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” star talked about trying to make sure she wasn’t ovulating during a romantic night out with husband Brian Austin Green, as well as the indignities of motherhood with two young children at home.

The couple have two young sons, born September 27, 2012 and February 12, 2014.

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“When you have babies, you don’t really have a life,” she told Chelsea Handler. “You’re home a lot. You don’t sleep. Every minute is dedicated to someone else, so you don’t even get to poop alone.”

She went on to say that the older of her sons sleeps in the bed with her and her husband, effectively killing their sex life. And yet, she’s not opposed to the idea of more children.

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“I’m gonna be one of those weird people that doesn’t not try, but isn’t trying, and just leaves it  up to the universe,” she said. Handler pointed out that the universe is going to at least need her to be able to find some time alone with her husband to have any chance at a third child.