Sorry, Pitman High School in Turlock, Calif.: the rest of you contenders never stood a chance. Especially you, rappers.
A shaggy haired student busted out some flawless Michael Jackson moves in the school’s 2014 Talent Rally show, and just straight-up destroyed the competition.
The teen’s get-up was perfect, right down to the inexplicable white socks. The execution of the King of Pop’s classic moves was even better, and the moonwalk just about blew the roof off of the school’s gymnasium.
Perhaps needless to say, he won.
Watch the video — the M.J. impersonator’s run begins at the 1:11 mark: