The people have spoken on Miley Cyrus‘ raunchy performance at the Video Music Awards.
We’re not quite sure what they’re saying in some of the cases, but they’ve definitely spoken.
The Federal Communications Commission has received 150 complaints from viewers who were offended by Cyrus’ twerk-happy, tongue-wagging performance, according to the Smoking Gun, which obtained the complaints under the Freedom of Information Act.
Sadly for those who were offended, the FCC holds no sway over cable outlets such as MTV, which aired the performance.
But happily for the rest of us, many of the complaints are hilarious.
“She made multiple very indecent sexual poses and gestures, from grabbing her crouch, using a foam finger like a dildo, and licking the butt of a stuff bear,” one horrified viewer noted.
Yes; crotch-grabbing we could definitely understand. But crouch-grabbing? That’s unacceptable. And yeah, you definitely don’t want to lick the butt of the stuff bear.
“You should have taken it off as soon as she started promoting her filthy actions,” another complaint reads. “She has shown what she is acting like a devil flicking that tongue as deamons do.”
“Miss Milly Cyrus should be fined and jailed for performing such sexually provocative material on TV,” one complainer suggested.
Whew; Cyrus will certainly be relieved that this Milly chick will be taking the heat for her.
“Miley Cyrus needs to be detoxed from her behavior, her clothing, her dance moves and taught how to keep her tongue in her mouth. I suggest 12 months in a convent!” another viewer fumes.
“Miley Cyrus needs to be spanked and fined a great deal of money to punish her for her awful behavior,” suggests another.
Spanked? Perhaps Robin Thicke could have another gig lined up.