Moby Posts Trump Accusations … In Case Something Happens

Moby has the dirt on President Donald Trump, and he’s spreading it all over the internet. Or so he says.

The musician/Trump critic took to Instagram on Monday to launch a social-media exposé on Trump, saying that he was doing so because he wants to be on the record in case any of his accusations turn out to be true.

According to Moby, after communicating with his associates in the nation’s capital, he has come to the conclusion that the reported Russian dossier on Trump — which caused a flood of interest in the phrase “golden showers” when it was reported on earlier this year — is “100 percent real … he’s being blackmailed by the Russian government, not just for being peed on by Russian hookers, but for much more nefarious things.”

after spending the weekend talking to friends who work in dc i can safely(well, ‘accurately’…) post the following things: 1-the russian dossier on trump is real. 100% real. he’s being blackmailed by the russian government, not just for being peed on by russian hookers, but for much more nefarious things. 2-the trump administration is in collusion with the russian government, and has been since day one. 3-the trump administration needs a war, most likely with iran. at present they are putting u.s warships off the coast of iran in the hope that iran will attack one of the ships and give the u.s a pretense for invasion. 4-there are right wing plans to get rid of trump. he’s a drain on their fundraising and their approval ratings, and the gop and koch brothers and other u.s right wing groups are planning to get rid of trump. 5-intelligence agencies around the world, and here in the u.s, are horrified by the incompetence of the trump administration, and are working to present information that will lead to high level firings and, ultimately, impeachment. i’m writing these things so that when/if these things happen there will be a public record beforehand. these are truly baffling and horrifying times, as we have an incompetent president who is essentially owned by a foreign power. -moby

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For the record, the BuzzFeed report on the supposed Russian dossier — which Trump has denied — claimed that Trump employed “a number of prostitutes to perform a ‘golden showers’ (urination) in front of him.”

The musician went on to claim that Trump’s administration has been “in collusion” with the Russian government “since Day One,” and accused it of trying to goad Iran into attacking U.S. forces as a pretense for an invasion of Iran.

Moby’s Instagram post went on to claim that the right wing is planning an an ouster of Trump, as he is damaging its reputation and fundraising efforts.

“I’m writing these things so that when/if these things happen there will be a public record beforehand,” the musician wrote.

These are explosive accusations, if true — then again, maybe Moby was just clowning the newly-minted president.

In a subsequent Facebook post, Moby went on to write, “Hey, I’m just a clown. I mean, maybe there isn’t a #trump administration plan to go to war with Iran. And maybe trump’s inner circle isn’t filled with Russian operatives. And maybe russia Doesn’t have utterly damning info on trump that’s keeping him under their thumb. And maybe the Koch bros and their pals aren’t looking at options to get trump out of the White House.”

The musician ended his Facebook post, “Again, I’m just a bald clown who probably knows nothing. I’m going to go make some balloon animals now.”