Satan Finally Weighs in on Roy Moore: ‘That Guy’s Creepy’ (Video)

Devil’s a big fan of Sean Hannity

If accusations about Roy Moore’s behavior are true, the former Alabama Supreme Court justice is probably not going to be meeting up with Saint Peter when his Earthly life ends — at least, not according to Ivanka Trump.

The President’s daughter said the following when talking to reporters about Moore: “There’s a special place in Hell for people who prey on children.”

On Thursday’s “Late Show,” Hell’s own gatekeeper had something to say about that.

“Whoa, whoa, whoa — I don’t want Roy Moore down here! That guy is creepy!” Satan said in a particularly fiery cold open. “I don’t want him sullying the good name of our Lake of Feces.”

“We shouldn’t jump to conclusions about Roy Moore,” the Devil concluded, before handing the show over to Stephen Colbert. “I know I’m withholding my judgment until I hear from Sean Hannity — big fan.”

That checks out. Watch the video above.

Last week, The Washington Post published multiple accusations by four women of inappropriate sexual conduct by Moore in the 1970s. In once case, the accuser was just 14 years old at the time.

Moore has vehemently denied the accusations and signaled his intention to press on in his campaign to fill the Senate seat of Attorney General Jeff Sessions.

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