They're succinct over at Warner Bros. Television.
The studio Tuesday confirmed what we'd all known since last week -- and did so in just seven words.
“'Two and a Half Men' has resumed production," WBTV said in a formal statement issued this morning.
What didn't need to be said, but is also true, is that Charlie Sheen has also returned to the "2.5" set.
And with that, an accountant on the Warners lot resumed adding up the millions in profits the franchise earns each year.
Mennnnnnnnnn.
Al Gore accidentally reveals Stephen Colbert may be acting on "The Colbert Report"
"It's Worth What?" climbs 9%; "Take the Money & Run" and "Combat Hospital" suffer slight declines
Prepare yourself for the long-awaited Flooring in Florence
"Late Show" host delivers a snarky Top Ten List in honor of his old pal's milestone year
The Rob Corddry sitcom is also more popular than (fake shows) "Gunt Wars" and "Don't Put Your Hand in There!"
The long-awaited "Party Down" cast reunion airs in Thursday night's episode
The good doctor serves his sentence for driving his car into Cuddy's house
The organization is currently snubbing those who gain fame solely from reality television
AMC releases another teaser clip that tells us nothing -- so why are we so excited?
The "Glee" goofball wrote a memoir called "Happy Accidents"
