‘Born in China’ Review: Disney Animal Doc Is Cutesy and Contrived, But…Baby Panda!
This year’s Disneynature Earth Day release, narrated by John Krasinski, is a narratively unfocused visual delight
Alonso Duralde | April 20, 2017 @ 8:47 AM
Last Updated: April 20, 2017 @ 8:48 AM
Another April, another Disneynature release, and we’ve now seen enough of these films to pretty much know what to expect:
The cinematography will be gorgeous, featuring lots of breathtaking time-lapse footage of clouds rolling over the savannah or the tundra or wherever; over-adorable narration, in which an A-list actor bestows human names upon the wild-animal “characters” and waxes effusive over a mother’s love in the wild; and a sanitized, Disney-fied version of nature in which apex predators usually have their dinner just out of camera range.
“Born in China” doesn’t flip the script in any significant way, but while the storytelling here has significant weaknesses, it’s hard to stay mad at any movie that offers so many close-ups of an insanely adorable baby panda.
The voice-over from John Krasinski tells us that that baby panda is Mei Mei, who spends the first year of her life being hovered over and obsessively tended to by Ya Ya, whom the script (by David Fowler, Brian Leith, Phil Chapman and director Chuan Lu) refers to as a “helicopter mom.” Mei Mei is a scene-stealer, so it’s always a little disappointing when the film cuts away to other creatures in other parts of the country.
We also meet golden snub-nosed monkey Tao Tao, whose lack of maternal focus has led him to run wild with his peers; snow leopard Dawa, feeding her young offspring and keeping them safe from predators and other leopards who would usurp their territory; and a group of female chiru (Tibetan antelopes) who leave the men behind every spring so they can give birth. (The G-rated “Born in China” is very matter-of-fact about showing baby chiru sliding right out of mommy; it’s a little more skittish about showing Dawa making a meal of a sheep.)
While previous Disneynature titles (“Bears,” “African Cats,” “Monkey Kingdom,” “Chimpanzee”) have offered fairly contrived storylines, heavy on the anthropomorphism — they also told a full story (usually a year in the life) of the animals it featured. “Born in China” hops back and forth so much from species to species that it never quite hits its dramatic stride.
China offers a vast array of geographical terrain — and through sheer coincidence, it happens to have one of the world’s largest moviegoing audiences. But the fact that these very different animals all happen to live in the same country isn’t enough of a narrative thread to weave these disparate tales together.
The closing credits show us the animals that didn’t end up getting star billing in the film (wolves and cranes among them). It also offers the sight of the long-suffering camera crews, mucking about in swamps or buried in snowdrifts just to get the perfect shot. Lu and his crew do certainly capture extraordinary footage, and the Disneynature movies make an effective gateway for young children to become interested both in documentaries (they can watch the more brutal stuff when they’re older) and the environment itself.
And in an era in which we have an administration seemingly unconcerned with the gutting of the planet and of the species that live upon it, it’s never too early to remind kids of the fragility and majesty of life on Earth’s every corner.
16 Scene-Stealing Animals in Movies, From 'The Wizard of Oz' to 'Captain Marvel' (Photos)
There are a lot of fun animal movies, including “A Dog’s Journey,” which opens this weekend. But the animals that most jump out at us are the ones that come from movies that are NOT about animals. They’re the ones that genuinely steal the spotlight for a moment from their human counterparts and deserve just as much acclaim. Here are 16 that stole the show.
Toto the Dog – “The Wizard of Oz”
Is there a more famous dog in the history of movies? Capable of infiltrating an army of Oz soldiers and making sure you pay attention to that man behind the curtain, we’d choose Toto, whose real name was Terry, as a pet over Lassie or Rin Tin Tin any day.
MGM
Asta the Dog - "The Thin Man"
Another classic animal star, the wire fox terrier Skippy portrayed Asta in "The Thin Man" films and over a dozen movies overall throughout the 1930s. Skippy starred opposite William Powell, Myrna Loy, Cary Grant, Katherine Hepburn and more.
MGM
Capuchin Monkey - "Raiders of the Lost Ark"
The Indiana Jones question that has plagued fans for decades centers on the capuchin monkey perched on the shoulder of a Nazi soldier that manages to do the Seig Heil salute. Does that mean the monkey was a Nazi or was it just taught to perform the gesture? And either way, did it deserve its untimely fate at the hands of the face-melting Ark?
Paramount Pictures
Norman the Calf – “City Slickers”
Winning the part through a literal cattle call, Norman won the part after Billy Crystal came to the ranch where the calf was raised and picked it for having a “sweet Bambi look” and the “cutest face of all,” according to EW.
Columbia Pictures
Phil the Groundhog – “Groundhog Day”
Punxsutawney Phil gives a pretty good performance “for a quadraped” in the classic romantic comedy “Groundhog Day,” in which Murray’s character Phil Connors snaps, kidnaps the groundhog and gets in a high-speed chase. “Don’t drive angry!”
Columbia Pictures
Mr. Jinx the Cat – “Meet the Parents”
Deep down every cat owner wants to believe that they might train it as well as Robert De Niro figures out how to train Mr. Jinx to use the toilet. Just don’t try to milk your own cat.
Universal
Baxter the Dog – “Anchorman”
“You know I don’t speak Spanish!” Ron Burgundy’s multi-lingual, cheese-loving, pajama-wearing pet deserves some sort of medal for getting punted into the San Diego Bay. The original dog that played Baxter, Peanut, died in 2010, and a replacement, Quince, was cast to play Baxter in the sequel.
DreamWorks Pictures
Tiger – “The Hangover”
Yes, Mike Tyson really does have three pet tigers. The screenwriters even rewrote the script to include Tyson when they decided they wanted a tiger to appear in the Wolfpack’s hotel suite.
Warner Bros.
Joey the Horse - "War Horse"
We'll give that "War Horse" is technically a movie about an animal, but Steven Spielberg's sweeping war epic is actually so effective in part because of the 15 horses that managed to give an expressive, unified performance as the wonder-horse Joey.
DreamWorks
Uggie the Dog – “The Artist”
A true performer and in a way inspired by Asta from the Golden Hollywood era, Uggie often stole the stage from star Jean Dujardin both onscreen and off, making the rounds during the film’s press cycle and even getting his paw prints at the Chinese Theatre. Sadly, Uggie was put down in 2015 at age 13 after a battle with prostate cancer.
Warner Bros.
Cat – “Inside Llewyn Davis”
The cat Oscar Isaac’s Llewyn Davis holds in the Coen Brothers’ film isn’t just a lost house pet: it’s a symbol for all of Davis’s failures as a person, as a musician and as someone who can feel empathy. Plus it’s surprisingly comfortable on the subway.
CBS Films
Daisy the Dog - "John Wick" (2014)
Lesson learned: do not mess with John Wick's dog. This adorable, 1-year-old beagle at the time of filming won the job over a dozen other puppies in the filmmakers search for "the cutest dog in the world" and managed to warm the heart of even the most cold-blooded of assassins as played by Keanu Reeves.
Summit Entertainment
Black Phillip the Goat – “The Witch” (2016)
The goat in Robert Eggers’s indie horror gem “The Witch” is a very real, 210-pound billy goat named Charlie that gives such a devilishly good performance, turning completely demonic in a surprise twist, that A24 actually made an awards campaign promo for it. The same goat even later showed up in A24’s “It Comes at Night.”
A24
Little Man the Bird - "I, Tonya"
The bird perched on Allison Janney's shoulder in "I, Tonya" might've won her an Oscar. Janney actually "auditioned" three separate birds for the role and this one "just sat there and was so sweet," she told the New York Times. But when the time came to film, it kept pecking at her oxygen tank, forcing her to step up her game and focus.
Neon
Olivia the Westie - "Widows" and "Game Night"
This fluffy star in the making appeared in not one but two 2018 hits, the thriller "Widows" and the comedy "Game Night." Olivia gave an especially good performance when Brian Tyree Henry's character in "Widows" was forced to violently pick her up by the scruff. But all's well that ended well when the two reunited on a talk show.
Fox/Warner Bros.
Goose the Cat - "Captain Marvel"
The important thing to know about Goose is that he's not actually a cat, but rather a "flerken," a vicious, multi-tentacled space beast who can gobble up an army of alien soldiers and leave a permanent scratch for one Nick Fury.
Marvel
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“A Dog’s Journey” opens this Friday
There are a lot of fun animal movies, including “A Dog’s Journey,” which opens this weekend. But the animals that most jump out at us are the ones that come from movies that are NOT about animals. They’re the ones that genuinely steal the spotlight for a moment from their human counterparts and deserve just as much acclaim. Here are 16 that stole the show.