Chris Rock Drove Home a Gun-Control Argument on the Day of the Florida Shooting
Rock’s first special in a decade, “Tamborine,” was released on the same day 17 people were killed in Florida
Tim Molloy | February 15, 2018 @ 11:49 AM
Last Updated: February 18, 2018 @ 1:11 AM
If you spent Wednesday shaking your head at the horrific mass shooting in Florida, then sat down to watch Chris Rock’s new Netflix special, “Tamborine,” you may have been stunned at the timing of one of his first jokes.
Rock addressed mass shootings in America, saying there will never be gun control. He pointed out that every time there’s another mass shooting, someone goes on TV to make the case that guns don’t kill people, people kill people — and that people could just as easily commit mass murders with knives. He recorded the special at the Brooklyn Academy of Music last November.
“If a hundred people ever got stabbed at the same time, in the same place by the same person, you know what that would mean?” Rock said. “Ninety-seven people deserve to die.”
After an applause break, he added: “What, you’re just watching this s—?”
It isn’t the first time Rock has pointed out flaws in Second Amendment arguments. In 2012, he told “CBS This Morning”:
We got to figure out how to stop this gun stuff. We do. Whenever people try to defend their guns, they always say, “I’m protecting my property. I’m protecting my property.” Every time there’s a mass shooting, it’s a guy who lives with his mother. He owns no property.
The gun lobby always says, well, people need the right to protect their property. Every mass shooting is done by a guy who lives with his mother. I honestly believe you should have to have a mortgage to buy a gun. No one with a mortgage has ever gone on a killing spree. … A mortgage is a real background check … And you know if you go to jail for 30 years you still have to pay your f–ing mortgage.
And then there was his classic “bullet control” riff from “Bigger and Blacker”: “I think all bullets should cost $5,000 dollars… if a bullet cost $5,000, there’d be no more innocent bystanders.”
“Tamborine” is now available on Netflix.
Madonna to Chris Rock to Sarah Jessica Parker: Randomness of Celebrities at Miami's Art Basel Ranked (Photos)
When you think "Art Basel," Miami Beach's ultra-modern art fair and the constellation of parties that orbited it this weekend (Dec. 1-4), the default visual in your head should be something like those from the opening of the Broad Museum in L.A last year. Like, Jeffrey Koons' iconic balloon dog...
Getty Images from the opening of the Broad Musem in L.A. in 2015
... or art world celebrity sightings like Damien Hirst...
Getty Images from the opening of the Broad Musem in L.A. in 2015
... or some well-dressed characters that walked off the page of a Woody Allen script... (that's artsy hotelier Alan Faena on the right)...
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... or maybe a scattering of Hollywood A-listers schmoozing with the captains of the modern art world, like Owen Wilson here with Koons, Eli Broad and Takashi Murakami.
Getty Images from the opening of the Broad Musem in L.A. in 2015
Instead, Art Basel is a lot of this: Bethenny Frankel with a clown...
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Tyson Beckford and Wilmer Valderrama sharing a smoke at an "INC Holiday Menswear" celebration on Saturday night...
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Cool consumer activations aimed at the well-dressed socialite set, like this Samsung Gear 360 selfie booth...
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And this guy. In addition to taking over the Grammys, James Corden hosted Madonna's glitzy fundraiser on Friday night. It continued the music icon's streak of one-upping other tentpoles with her own party that steals the thunder. (See also: Her Oscar night bashes that drain the Vanity Fair party).
From Chris Rock and Courtney Love supporting Madonna's "Evening of Music, Art, Mischief and Performance to benefit Raising Malawi" (which netted over $7 million)...
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...to Sean Penn (who may or may not be responsible for that cigarette in the glassware)...
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...the Party Report picks apart celebrities' tenuous connections to art week in South Beach.
Let's start with Diddy (left), who was palling with Chris Rock. Diddy's a part-time Miami local and has his hands in everything, including Forbes' highest paid celebrity list. He's in his element here at Madonna's bash.
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SUBJECT: Michael Chow (of "Mr. Chow" restaurant fame.)
CONNECTION: "Michael paints day and night, and I mean day and night obsessively," wife Eva Chow told the New York Times' Brooks Barnes last year. His nom de paintbrush is Zhou Yinghua, his chinese name.
VERDICT: Not random. A museum director led a Q&A with him at an IVY Artist Chat this week.
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SUBJECTS: Emily Ratajkowski and Rosario Dawson.
CONNECTION to Art Basel: For Rosario, speaking at game publisher Take-Two Interactive's mashup of the art, gaming and entertainment communities. For Emily, we're not sure.
RANDOMNESS: High, but not quite "Jennifer Aniston on SNL" random.
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SUBJECTS: Boxer Wladimir Klitschko and Hayden Panettiere.
WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE? According to the Daily Mail, putting on a "loved up display" to dispel breakup rumors. The big-and-little pair hit the hot party on the front of the week (see what I did there?), the Daily Front Row's bash at the Faena Art Dome.
DECISION: The couple rarely goes to things like this. Winner by TKO... Random!
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SUBJECTS: Sarah Jessica Parker and not-Matthew Broderick.
CONNECTION: SJP hit this blizzard of champagne called L'Eden by Perrier-Jouët.
VERDICT: Hanging out with Simon Hammerstein (pictured above), who created London's artsy-nightlife experience The Box, makes this a neat fit. SJP, your Art Basel passport is stamped.
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"I proudly raise my glass and toast the team who put together this entertaining and colorful evening," SJP told the crowd at Casa Faena.
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SUBJECT: Katie Holmes
CONNECTION: Unclear. She hit the same party as Sarah Jessica Parker.
VERDICT: It's been over 80 degrees in Miami this weekend. At night, it's down to 47 in L.A. In light of the bygone TomKat era, Holmes' randomness should be graded on a curve.
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SUBJECT: Brittny Gastineau (center), who was a reality TV pioneer while her pal Kim Kardashian was still best known as a celebrity closet organizer.
CONNECTION: Gastineau hosted a show for artist Domingo Zapata (left) at EAST, Miami, a boutique hotel on Brickell.
VERDICT: On-brand for the sizzle over substance nature of Art Basel.
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SUBJECT: Miami Dolphin Jay Ajayi (center).
CONNECTION: More relevant than his local address, Ajayi's celebrity imprint derives from his astonishing ascent from NFL no-name to playoff deal-breaker in countless NFL fantasy football leagues. Mr. Brainwash invited the running back to his dinner at DOA.
VERDICT: Random.
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SUBJECT: Rapper Fat Joe (left), at a TAG Heuer watch event, with artist Alec Monopoly (center)
CONNECTION: Known best as the leader of the "Terror Squad" rap collective and his hit "Lean Back," Joe has been a Miami local for the past 15 years.
VERDICT: Less random because artist Monopoly's paint assaulted Joe's jacket.
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LAST BUT NOT LEAST: Ms. Hilton.
CONNECTION: C'mon! She invented Miami's celebrity appearance industry. Here, she prepared to DJ a party at Wall Miami, one of the hot nightclubs.
RANDOMNESS and/or RELEVANCE VERDICT: You be the judge.
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Why are you here? Celebrity appearances and connections to modern art range from vague to bona fide to baffling
When you think "Art Basel," Miami Beach's ultra-modern art fair and the constellation of parties that orbited it this weekend (Dec. 1-4), the default visual in your head should be something like those from the opening of the Broad Museum in L.A last year. Like, Jeffrey Koons' iconic balloon dog...