Chuck Lorre Selling $100 Book of Vanity Cards

"Two and a Half Men" co-creator's coffee table book will benefit charity

Would you pay $100 to read the musings of the man who co-created "Two and a Half Men" and "The Big Bang Theory"?

What if it were for charity?

Chuck Lorre, arch-nemesis of Charlie Sheen, will release a new coffee table book called "What Doesn’t Kill Us, Makes Us Bitter" in October. The proceeds will go to the Dharma-Grace Foundation, established by Lorre in 1999 to further his support of the Venice Family Clinic, which provides free medical care.

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The book will feature the title cards Lorre includes at the end of his shows. They are already available — for free — on his website.

Perhaps the most famous of Lorre's vanity cards appeared during as Charlie Sheen's drug-and-alcohol problems threatened production of "Two and a Half Men."

"I exercise regularly," Lorre wrote. "I eat moderate amounts of healthy food. I make sure to get plenty of rest. I see my doctor once a year and my dentist twice a year. … I don't drink. I don't smoke. I don't do drugs. I don't have crazy, reckless sex with strangers."

He concluded: "If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed."

The book will be published by Simon & Schuster.