Snowplows were intended to travel in only one direction at a time, but the makers of “Cold Pursuit” have bigger intentions in mind, attempting to meld intense action and dark comedy with a distinct Coen Brothers flavor. If the cold weather and heavy machinery weren’t enough to bring “Fargo” to mind, one of this movie’s many over-the-top deaths involves a snowblower doing to someone what a woodchipper did in that earlier film.
And while director Hans Petter Moland’s remake of his own film “In Order of Disappearance” (Frank Baldwin adapts the original screenplay by Kim Fupz Aakeson) may fall short of its goals, it’s hard not to admire the film’s ambitions — and certain scenes, performances and even one-liners — even as its flaws start piling up.
The setup for the plot feels like any number of Liam Neeson mad-dad-vengeance-dad thrillers of recent years; this time, the “Taken” star drives a snowplow for the ski community of Kehoe, Colorado, which has just honored him as Citizen of the Year for his street-clearing services. (And if this premise reminds you of the “Mr. Plow” episode of “The Simpsons,” you are not a special snowflake.) When his son, a baggage handler at the local airport, is murdered by a drug dealer (for reasons explained in a single rushed, mumbled line of exposition), Neeson’s character starts working his way up the ladder, from flunky to kingpin, to get revenge.
Neeson’s character, incidentally, is named “Nels Coxman,” and several other characters in the film think his last name is just hilarious. And since both humor and a large ensemble have both been missing elements in most of the Neeson omertà sagas, “Cold Pursuit” immediately stands out as a departure. As Coxman begins his killing spree — and each casualty gets a full-screen “in memoriam” card after his or her death — the scope of the story expands outward to include a local cop (Emmy Rossum), yuppie drug boss Viking (Tom Bateman, Amazon’s “Vanity Fair”), Viking’s various underlings, and a rival gang of Native American drug dealers led by White Bull (Tom Jackson).
With such a crowded dramatis personae, it’s no wonder that Laura Dern, as Nels’ wife, gets almost nothing to do before she disappears from the film altogether. Overall, the film’s female characters are severely underwritten, with Nels’ sister-in-law presented as a particularly egregious Asian caricature. Only Rossum’s ambitious policewoman and Julia Jones as Viking’s ex-wife — the only person who can stand up to this slick-haired creep — get the chance to play with the boys on equal footing.
Both the action and the comic elements in “Cold Pursuit” work reasonably well. Neeson can do justifiable homicide in his sleep by this point, but it’s still fun to watch him dispatch goons and scumbags. And most of the film’s gags land, particularly Viking’s helicopter-parent preoccupation with his son’s diet and the pokes at proper language when referring to indigenous peoples.
It’s the combo of dark humor and violence where the movie never quite reaches a balance. To be too jokey removes the stakes of the killings, and to be too grotesquely violent makes the laughs catch in the throat. This isn’t an impossible mix, as the Coens and other filmmakers have proven over the years, but Moland and Baldwin fall a bit short.
Still, the director and cinematographer Philip Øgaard, who collaborated on “In Order of Disappearance,” make the most of their Canadian locations, presenting the sheer masses of snow on the roads and on the mountains as both beautiful and terrifying. And even if it’s a cliché at this point that the bad guy always lives in a Modernist house, the locations department found a doozy for Viking’s lair, boasting not only glass walls but also that curvy design that features no right angles whatsoever.
“Cold Pursuit” won’t end Liam Neeson’s reign of first-quarter action epics, even if it’s not among his best. But ultimately, this might be a film best enjoyed as a series of discrete clips on YouTube, where the thrills and the humor can exist separate from one another.
Liam Neeson's Greatest Hits: Where to Stream His Best Fights (Videos)
Liam Neeson continues his current reign as America’s favorite action star over 60 with “The Commuter,” a.k.a. “Taken on a Train,” opening in theaters this weekend. Here’s your guide to all the places to watch Neeson pick a fight if you want to stay in the comfy of your own home.
Liam Neeson Fights Batman – “Batman Begins” (Netflix)
“Training is nothing! Will is everything! The will to act.” If you’re director Christopher Nolan, you get Neeson for your movie because you’re done with people thinking about Adam West and George Clooney’s nipples when you think of Batman. You want a sage warrior who trains ninjas and can roar when he’s delivering philosophical axioms about the rules and nature of men. If Heath Ledger didn’t change everything as The Joker, we’d be calling Neeson’s Ra’s al Ghul one of the best supervillains of all time.
Liam Neeson Fights Nazis – “Schindler’s List” (Netflix)
Neeson can make as many mindless “Taken” movies as he wants and will still have prestige movie cache because of “Schindler’s List” alone. What sets him apart as an action star is his quiet intensity and eloquence with language. I’d like to imagine what Neeson really means in this clip is that you know he has power because he COULD break your nose, but chooses not to.
Liam Neeson Fights (and Loses To) Daniel Day-Lewis – “Gangs of New York” (Netflix, Amazon, Showtime)
If Neeson has to get beat by anyone, we’re glad it’s Daniel Day-Lewis. But is there another actor on the planet who would look as awesome, let alone believable, going into a street fight with an iron cross?
Liam Neeson Fights With a Sword – “Rob Roy” (TubiTV)
The final duel in “Rob Roy” is up there with the most underrated fight scenes of all time. It’s quiet and isn’t showy but is absolutely heavy. Neeson looks clumsy but devastating fighting Tim Roth’s more nimble fop. He never makes the first move, he takes his licks in stride, and he has the best, most unforgiving face as he simply takes hold of his opponent’s flimsy rapier and ends it.
Liam Neeson Fights God – “Silence” (Hulu, Amazon, Epix)
Scorsese’s “Silence” is a perilous spiritual journey about how a man’s faith is tested and how the worst circumstances force even the best men to abandon it. So it seems merciful that after two hours of punishment, we finally get some Neeson. But instead he flips on his Irish pastor wisdom just so he can drive the final stake in the cross.
Liam Neeson Fights Wolves – “The Grey” (Rent Only)
Believe it or not, “Liam Neeson Fights Wolves” makes for an even better movie than you’d expect. Joe Carnahan’s film is a frigid assault on your senses, and the immense lines on Neeson’s face are a stark reminder of his character’s slow march towards death. This ending scene lends a heavy emotional climax for an already grim movie.
Liam Neeson Fights Kidnappers – “Taken” (Rent Only)
The “special set of skills” scene is so great that “A Walk Among the Tombstones” would make a point of finding a way to get Neeson threatening people over the phone again. But the pummeling action scene when he finds that unlucky soul on the other end of his phone call is one of his best moments.
Liam Neeson Fights Kidnappers AGAIN - “Taken 2” (FXNow)
There’s a little bit more Jason Bourne in Neeson’s Bryan Mills come “Taken 2,” in which HE’S the one now taken hostage along with his wife. One of the film’s opening fight sequences is a quick chase through a crowded Istanbul street and Neeson showing what he can do hand-to-hand.
Liam Neeson Fights His Deformed Face – “Darkman” (Crackle)
“Darkman” is Neeson at his most unhinged and campy best. Take your pick of one of this movie’s absurd moments of adrenaline, like Neeson cackling “Burn in Hell” after crashing a helicopter. But I most enjoy seeing him lose his mind and snap a guy’s finger in half over a fluffy pink elephant.
Liam Neeson Fights His Urges – “Kinsey” (HBO Go)
If “Darkman” is Neeson at his wildest, “Kinsey” is Neeson at his nerdiest, a surprising bit of off-type casting. In playing the famed sex professor Alfred Kinsey, he has a slightly higher voice, talks faster and finds a way to look dopey in a bowtie. But Neeson’s intimidating nature makes him ideal for provoking the controversy in Kinsey’s overly academic approach to sex.
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From Batman to Nazis to God
Liam Neeson continues his current reign as America’s favorite action star over 60 with “The Commuter,” a.k.a. “Taken on a Train,” opening in theaters this weekend. Here’s your guide to all the places to watch Neeson pick a fight if you want to stay in the comfy of your own home.