It’s important that readers know they can leave this post at any time. Last night, James Corden welcomed Jamie Dornan to his own “Fifty Shades” dungeon — this one is way, way creepier than what Dakota Johnson has become accustomed to.
You see, the “Late Late Show” host’s “playroom” is full of train sets. Like, a lot of train sets.
“Say something, please,” Corden implores his speechless guest — straight out of the best-selling novel and film trilogy scripts.
“You’re a nerd,” the man behind the big screen’s Christian Grey character finally blurts out.
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After some apprehension on Dornan’s part, the two fellas really get into playing conductor. The innuendo only increases from there — just wait until “Signal Master” Corden and his Tuesday guest blow their steam train’s horn.
Watch the video above. Somehow, it’s still pretty sexy. (Answer: It’s the music — and, we suppose, Dornan.)
“Fifty Shades Freed” chug-a-chug-a-chugs into theaters on Friday.