It’s been a hard knock life for Little Orphan Annie.
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Grown-Up Annie joined Seth Meyers at the desk for a lengthy segment on “Late Night” Thursday, ostensibly to give her predictions for the Tony Awards — remember, she got her big break on Broadway! — but she just ended up depressing the hell out of anyone who thought Daddy Warbucks’ money would solve all of her problems.
Sadly, the scars of abandonment and loneliness manifested themselves in a desperate need to please people (sexually) and drink to dull the searing pain from the original wounds.
