Stephen Colbert is finger-lickin’ furious at a Louisiana law that would close loopholes in a state cockfighting ban.
“Cockfighting is like mixed martial arts meets KFC’s mixed grill bucket,” the “Colbert Report” host explained Wednesday. “Unfortunately, for cockthusiasts like myself, I have some bad cock-a-doodle-news, ’cause there’s a new anti-cockfighting bill in Louisiana.”
It’s the second consecutive night Colbert has fought for chickens’ rights. On Tuesday, he asked a California congressman why wants to keep Chinese chickens from entering the U.S.
On Wednesday, he stood up for chickens’ right to fight and kill one another.
“First it’s cockfighting, now chicken boxing,” he said. “Am I going to have to close my chicken dojo? What’s next, no more poultry jousting?”
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