“Forget history,” so says the new reboot of “Robin Hood” in the film’s opening narration. Although the critics reviewing “Robin Hood” weren’t so quick to forget previous installments of the legend, many hope to quickly erase this one.
The early reviews of “Robin Hood,” starring Taron Egerton (“Kingsman”) and Jamie Foxx in the action-adventure film opening Wednesday, have pegged Otto Bathurst’s (“Peaky Blinders”) film as a lazy retread of “Batman Begins” that borrows the worst traits from Guy Ritchie’s “King Arthur” flop and the over-stylized action sequences of “300.”
“Rife with stereotypes, a terrible script, and odd ‘300’-esque cinematography that just doesn’t fit, this is not only a film nobody asked for, but also one that nobody should be forced to endure,” TheWrap’s Yolanda Machado says in her review.
“Robin Hood” also stars Eve Hewson, Jamie Dornan and Ben Mendelsohn in a modernized, “gritty” retelling of the legend of Robin of Loxley. But the film isn’t set in the Sherwood Forest; rather, it’s an origin story as he trains to become a thief and steal from the rich to give to the poor. Better yet: it’s how Robin Hood became Batman.
“The first thing you have to realize about this new riff on an age-old hero is that he’s basically just Batman, minus any of the compelling backstory,” Indiewire’s David Ehlrich writes.
At time of writing with 22 critics reporting, “Robin Hood” has an 18 percent on Rotten Tomatoes. Read excerpts from some of the reviews below:
“Taron Egerton’s Robin of Loxley struts and pouts through his manor before being sent to the Crusades, where he stands up for the Moor who will become this version’s Little John (Jamie Foxx, who must have lost a bet).”
“Reboots and remakes are meant to introduce a new audience to a classic tale with fresh ideas and storylines that make the story relevant to modern audiences. ‘Robin Hood’ doesn’t even try. Instead, first-time feature writers Ben Chandler and David James Kelly deliver a woefully uninspired script, with words like ‘If not you, then who? If not now, then when?’ (That’s Marian, channeling Hannah Arendt, to Robin, even though she’s been in the front lines of their resistance for years while he’s a newbie.) This entire script could have come from a Cliff Notes summary of a novelization based on any of the previous films.”
“If nothing else, this accidentally hilarious, goofy train wreck of an origin story most definitely has the courage of its convictions. Alas, the film isn’t smart enough to recognize that its convictions are dumb, and it doesn’t have the goods to back them up in the first place.”
“Guy Ritchie’s idiotic, leathered-up, fancy-weaponed take on King Arthur worked out so wonderfully for all involved last year ($149 million worldwide box office on a $175 million budget) that someone still evidently thought it would be a good idea to apply the same preposterous modernized armaments, trendy wardrobe and machine-gun style to perennial screen favorite Robin Hood.”
“Gone is the swashbuckling rogue, replaced by a familiar combination: Robin Hood makes a brooding attempt at grounding the story in the real world, while Robin’s superhuman feats of martial as well as athletic prowess undermine the gritty realism. This isn’t history, it’s hisstory — a literal line from the introductory monologue, assuring us that this take on Robin Hood is the genuine article and not the hokem we’ve been spoon fed in the past.”
“This new Robin Hood evokes a few modern storytelling styles, and has a charismatic new cast, but offers no interesting perspective on the character or his adventures. It may very well be the first Robin Hood movie without an actual point.”
Thanksgiving Viewing Guide 2018: What to Watch on TV on Turkey Day
It's almost Thanksgiving again, so we hope you're prepared for a full day of eating food and otherwise sitting around doing very little with friends and/or family. To aid you in that endeavor, below you'll find the lowdown on all the most important television programming on Thanksgiving day, from the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade to football to everything else. So let's take a look.
Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade - The extremely popular New York City parade will be shown live on both CBS and NBC starting at 9 a.m. -- if you live in any part of the United States that isn't the West Coast, anyway. If you are on the West Coast, NBC will broadcast the parade on delay at 9 a.m. PT. CBS will not show the parade at all on the West Coast, because the net will be showing football starting at 9:30 a.m. PT. Speaking of which...
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Football! There are three NFL games on Thanksgiving day, one on each of the broadcast networks that carry the NFL. The action kicks off on CBS at 12:30 p.m. ET/9:30 a.m. PT with the Chicago Bears playing at the Detroit Lions' stadium. Then we head over to Fox at 4:30 p.m. ET/1:30 p.m. PT for Redskins vs Cowboys in Dallas. Finally, the day ends on NBC at 8:20 p.m. ET/5:20 p.m. PT with the Atlanta Falcons at the New Orleans Saints.
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Meanwhile, there are a pair of college games on Thanksgiving as well. First, on the CBS Sports Network, Colorado State faces off against Air Force at 3:30 p.m. ET/12:30 p.m. PT. And at night on ESPN you can catch the Egg Bowl between Mississippi State and Ole Miss at 7:30 p.m. ET/4:30 p.m. PT.
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"Murphy Brown" Thanksgiving special - At 9:30 p.m. on CBS you can catch a new episode of "Murphy Brown," in which Murphy herself (Candice Bergen) will cook Thanksgiving dinner for all of her co-workers. This will probably not go well, because Murphy Brown is not known for her cooking prowess and this is a sitcom.
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Hallmark Channel and Lifetime Christmas Marathons - If you're in the mood for some Christmas movies, Hallmark and Lifetime have you covered. Each channel will spend the entire day showing their original Christmas movies, before each premieres a new one at 8 p.m. (Pictured: Hallmark's "Christmas at Pemberley Manor," airing at 6 p.m.)
The new Lifetime Christmas flick premiere on Thanksgiving is "The Christmas Contract" -- in which a woman hires a man to be her boyfriend so she has somebody to show off to her family when she visits for the holidays. And, of course, sparks fly. This one is particularly notable for reuniting four cast members from "One Tree Hill": Hilarie Burton, Robert Buckley, Danneel Ackles and Antwon Tanner.
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The new Hallmark original Christmas movie is "Christmas at the Palace," in which Katie, a former figure skater, is hired by the king of the fictional nation of San Senova to work with his daughter ahead of her big Christmas performance. And, of course, sparks fly between Katie and the king and things get very complicated.
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"The Christmas Chronicles" on Netflix - Netflix is debuting an original Christmas movie on its own, and it's got some star power with Kurt Russell playing the very real Santa Claus in this shenanigans-filled comedy. The flick is about a pair of siblings hoping to catch Santa in the act (of giving presents) and end up almost ruining Christmas when they sneak onto Santa's sleigh and accidentally make it crash.
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"Meghan's New Life: The Real Princess Diaries" - At 9 p.m., ABC News will be premiering this special going behind the scenes with Meghan Markle to explore her life and the rest of the British royal family's since Markle announced her pregnancy in in October.
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"Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown" marathon - Given that Thanksgiving is a food-oriented holiday, you might be in the mood for some food-themed television programming. And CNN has you covered with a twelve-hour marathon of "Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown," in which the late Bourdain travels the world eating food. The marathon kicks off at 4 p.m.
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Thanksgiving is always relatively light on new programming, but there’s still plenty to watch
It's almost Thanksgiving again, so we hope you're prepared for a full day of eating food and otherwise sitting around doing very little with friends and/or family. To aid you in that endeavor, below you'll find the lowdown on all the most important television programming on Thanksgiving day, from the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade to football to everything else. So let's take a look.