Although its running time is just under two hours, Michael Moore’s “The Terms of My Surrender” makes Eugene O’Neill’s “Long Day’s Journey Into Night” feel short.
Moore’s ubiquitous baseball cap predates Donald Trump’s by a few decades, but this one-man show, which opened Thursday at the Belasco Theatre, exposes how much else these two men have in common: They share a need for self-aggrandizement, victimhood and, above all, much worshipful applause from their respective political bases. Trump goes to West Virginia. Moore comes to Broadway.
At its very best, “Terms” shows Moore’s considerable talent for working up moral outrage. His quick take-down of Michigan Gov. Rick Snyder over the ongoing Flint water crisis is horrifying in its economy and its concision. It’s also effective theater because Moore pretty much keeps himself out of the narrative.
Elsewhere in “Terms,” we’re not so lucky. The show is really the Greatest Hits from Moore’s life, and most tales will be well known to the viewers of his many documentaries (“Roger & Me,” “Sicko”) or the readers of his many best-sellers (“Here Comes Trouble,” “Downsize This”).
What’s surprising is how poorly Moore tells a story in person. He comes off far more nervous, high-pitched, and benign on stage than on screen. Although no hair and makeup artist is credited, there is a costume designer, Jeff Mahshie, who has jettisoned Moore’s jean jacket and flannel (it is August in New York, after all) for a neatly pressed long-sleeved shirt, its color best described as cerulean.
The problem is, while this Blue-Collar Joe took the time to shave for his Broadway gig, unlike his appearances on Bill Maher and Stephen Colbert, he forgot to bring those TV hosts’ writers with him.
Moore tries to make the point that one person can make a difference, and repeatedly “The Terms of My Surrender” casts Moore as that can-do little guy. At age 16, while attending Boys State, he took on the racism of the Elks Club in a speech that caught the attention of Walter Cronkite. At 18, he got elected to the local school board so he could fire his high school principal. When Ronald Reagan laid flowers near the graves of Nazi soldiers at Bitburg, Germany, in 1985, he and a Jewish friend flew there to unfurl a home-made banner that read “We’re Here from Michigan, USA, to Remind You They Killed My Family.” And he took on the “censors” at Rupert Murdoch’s NewsCorp when HarperCollins tried to pulp his book “Stupid White Men” in the wake of 9/11.
In each case, Moore demurs, giving the real credit to some other person or force beyond his own ego, whether that is a librarian in Englewood, New Jersey, or his own unhealthy addiction to Ruffles potato chips. But in the end, it all comes down to Michael being magnificent.
As for victimhood, Moore makes much of the death threats he’s received, treating us to a rather grizzly litany of how those physical attacks have, on occasion, injured his bodyguards. Again, it’s the little people behind Moore who make him great. Or, at least, keep him standing.
In early previews, “The Terms of My Surrender” featured an on-stage interview with a surprise guest celebrity. Bryan Cranston made one notable appearance. No celeb appeared at the critics’ preview. It’s telling to consider what remains in the show. Take an audience-participation game show skit called “Stump the Canadian.”
At the critics’ preview, the audience volunteer from up north didn’t take Moore’s bait about how long a Canadian would have to wait to see a doctor if he or she had brain cancer. “Six months” wasn’t the answer Moore wanted to hear. Unable to ad lib a great retort, he simply stumbled on to the next question.
The Tony-winning director Michael Mayer shows his stuff when two Chippendales dancers show up unexpectedly to entertain. It’s completely gratuitous but very welcome break.
15 Stars Who Imagined Violence Against Donald Trump, From Kathy Griffin to Pearl Jam (Photos)
Since the election, several celebrities have voiced their displeasure -- even anger -- with the Trump administration. Some have gone so far as to suggest violent measures. From Robert De Niro to Snoop Dogg, here are some left-leaning noteworthy people who have fanned themes of violence toward Trump and the GOP.
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Mickey Rourke
In a TMZ video from 2015, this boxer-turned-actor directed his rage toward Trump, calling him a "big-mouthed bitch bully," saying he would "love 30 seconds in a room with the little bitch." Rourke has also expressed a desire to "give [Trump] a Louisville slugger."
In late February 2016, the host of Comedy Central's now-canceled "The Nightly Show" joked about then-candidate Donald Trump: “I don’t want to give him any more oxygen. That’s not a euphemism, by the way. I mean it literally. Somebody get me the pillow they used to kill [Supreme Court Justice Antonin] Scalia and I’ll do it — I’ll do it!"
George Lopez
During the Republican primaries in March 2016, the Mexican American comedian tweeted a cartoon image of former Mexican president Vincente Fox holding the decapitated head of Donald Trump aloft, with the caption "Make America Great Again."
Marilyn Manson
Shock-rocker Marilyn Manson had to take his turn in the Trump-bashing festivities. In a teaser video for his song, "Say10," released just after the 2016 election, a Trump-like figure wearing a suit and a red tie lies decapitated on a concrete floor, in a pool of his own blood.
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Rosie O'Donnell
In July 2017, O'Donnell tweeted out a link to a game called "Push Trump Off A Cliff Again." This made many conservatives want to push her off a cliff, not POTUS.
Madonna told a crowd of thousands at the Women's March on Washington in January 2017 that she had “thought an awful lot about blowing up the White House." The singer's profanity-riddled jab at the Republican administration provoked the anger of many conservatives.
The actor is not afraid to express his disdain for the commander in chief. De Niro confirmed to ABC's "The View" in February 2017 that he would like to punch Trump in the face. He clarified earlier comments, saying "It wasn’t like I was gonna go find him and [really] punch him in the face, but he’s gotta hear it."
Snoop Dogg's music video for "Lavender," released in March 2017, (literally) paints POTUS as a clown and orchestrates his death. At the video's end, the "Gin and Juice" rapper points a gun at the harlequin Trump figure and shoots. But instead of a bullet, a red flag that reads "Bang!" fires out of the gun.
The comedian landed in hot water in May 2017 after photos surfaced of her holding a fake bloody, decapitated Trump head. Griffin was promptly dropped from her annual New Year's Eve gig by CNN. Toilet stool company Squatty Potty also pulled its ads featuring Griffin. Trump himself called the photos "sick" and tweeted that his youngest son, Barron, was "having a hard time" with the images. Griffin later apologized.
The nonprofit theater staged a modern adaptation of Shakespeare's "Julius Caesar" in May-June 2017 that made conservative viewers want to revolt. In the production, a Trumplike figure playing the title role is stabbed to death by a band of angry Senators. The Public Theater subsequently lost sponsorships from Delta Airlines and Bank of America.
The musician's new video, released in June 2017, is simultaneously nostalgic and dystopian. In 1980s cartoon fashion, a giant Transformer-like Trump morphs into a swastika/dollar sign and wreaks havoc on a city before meeting a fiery, explosive demise.
During an appearance at the U.K.'s 2017 Glastonbury music and arts festival, the actor tore into the president -- "I think Trump needs help" -- and then made an ill-considered joke: “When was the last time an actor assassinated a president?” Depp claimed his joke was misconstrued and eventually issued an apology.
Asked what he'd serve at a peace summit between President Trump and North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un, the celebrity chef told a TMZ video crew in 2017: "Hemlock."
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Big Sean
In February 2017 rapper Big Sean rapped a verse about killing the President on his "I Decided" album. The lyrics are, “And I might just kill ISIS with the same icepick/That I murder Donald Trump in the same night with."
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Pearl Jam
At a show in Montana in August 2018 that served as a fundraiser for Sen. Jon Tester, the Seattle-based rockers released a cartoon poster commemorating the show that featured a bald eagle picking at the rotting corpse of President Trump on the White House lawn.
Some celebrities have been more than outspoken in their criticism of the Republican president
Since the election, several celebrities have voiced their displeasure -- even anger -- with the Trump administration. Some have gone so far as to suggest violent measures. From Robert De Niro to Snoop Dogg, here are some left-leaning noteworthy people who have fanned themes of violence toward Trump and the GOP.
Robert Hofler, TheWrap's lead theater critic, has worked as an editor at Life, Us Weekly and Variety. His books include "The Man Who Invented Rock Hudson," "Party Animals," and "Sexplosion: From Andy Warhol to A Clockwork Orange, How a Generation of Pop Rebels Broke All the Taboos." His latest book, "Money, Murder, and Dominick Dunne," is now in paperback.