At nearly two-and-a-half-hours, Park Chan-wook‘s period pulp funhouse “The Handmaiden” is a long con but never a lengthy one. It’s more breathless than many thrillers half its running time, and twice as entertaining.
A deliciously venal unraveling — set mostly on a secluded estate choked with finery, criminal scheming and liberating sapphic love — it’s the South Korean vengeance auteur’s most playful of his genre provocations, and a huge leap after his disappointingly stilted English-language debut “Stoker.” Eschewing his usual modus operandi (larding an aura of sickening dread with virtuosic camerawork) for the rollicking tension of active kink, Park finds a percolating balance between sensuality and sin, and it might just win him admirers beyond the usual bloodthirsty fanboys.
His source material is British author Sarah Waters’s twisty 2002 novel “Fingersmith,” its seductive Victorian-era mix of class conflict and illicit romance transposed to Japan-colonized Korea in the 1930s, and it fits like a velvet glove. (Park co-wrote the screenplay with Chung Seo-Kyung.)
We first meet fresh-faced Sookee (newcomer Kim Tae-ri), daughter to a scrappy Korean family of thieves and baby traffickers, as she’s being sent off to work as handmaiden for disturbed, lonely, beautiful young Japanese heiress Lady Hideko (Kim Min-hee). Kept in a grand country manor that mixes Western and Eastern design aesthetics, Hideko lives a life of silk-and-marble isolation under her Korean uncle Kouzuki (Cho Jin-woong), an autocrat with an ink-stained tongue and an obsession with rare books.
But we soon learn Sookee is there for more than just dressing a wealthy recluse in jewelry and expensive clothes, and catering to her whims. Sookee’s real boss is a suave Japanese grifter who goes by The Count (Ha Jung-woo), a frequent gentleman caller to the estate who needs Sookee as a planted accomplice to convince Hideko to marry him. Afterward, he can then have his rich wife committed to an asylum and sweep up her inheritance.
But it takes only one cautiously erotic bathtub scene, involving a lollipop and Sookee attending to her mistress’s aching tooth with her finger, to realize that the required closeness for the conspiracy to work could throw an emotional wrench into the scheme. Sure enough, a flush, nurturing intimacy develops between the thawing Hideko and the smitten, sympathetic Sookee that forces the callously devious Count to speed up his plans.
And that’s just Part One. Part Two winds back the clock to tell the events from Hideko’s perspective, which deepens the bubbling, evasive loyalties in the story with background details from her past life that play like a secret, shocking diary discovered in a hidden crawlspace. These scenes whisk us into the most lurid elements of the movie’s narrative, including misogynistic abuse, the dramatic reading of pornographic material to cigar-smoking male visitors, and sadomasochistic entanglements inspired by ancient erotica. (It seems only fitting that Park, who once filmed the eating of a live octopus in “Oldboy,” would include a brief glimpse of the notorious woodcut “The Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife.”)
Though these stylishly presented perversions and the psychological damage they wreak never go so far that you’ll want to cry uncle (pun intended), they give a certain boardgame sizzle to the labyrinthine plot that Park never misses a chance to exploit. Objects, lines of dialogue, shot choices and scenes recur like puzzle pieces that give off a different hue in the light of new information, and it all seems as if Park is trying to invent a new genre: potboiler farce. He mostly succeeds. You can swoon, laugh, or wince, or all three, and Park just keeps moving through his lush, extreme playground as if he knows you want second and third helpings. (Although when it comes to the florid, exercise-video sex, one wonders if he took a few too many notes while watching “Blue is the Warmest Color.”)
It all wouldn’t be nearly as pleasurable, though, without the exuberant performances, especially from Kim Min-hee, who reminds one of Isabelle Adjani’s pouty, complicated magnetism. Kim’s slow-burn love affair with the camera is as enrapturing as the one between Hideko and Sookee. Her co-star Kim Tae-ri returns the favor, showing remarkable flair for the many shades of infatuation (from comic to sexual). The men are mostly villainous pawns here in the story’s journey toward spiteful female rebellion, but Ha and Cho prove worthy adversaries to the awakened women’s conjoined smarts.
Only Part Three’s swerve toward punishment catharsis betrays Park’s addiction for giving certain characters their dastardly due. But like all the characters in “The Handmaiden,” for whom deception is second nature, comeuppance is Park’s calling card, while genuine emotion is merely a design element, or a clue to solving a riddle. Such distrust in feeling for its own enriching sake is unfortunate, but it doesn’t sour the many swirling ecstasies; Park is, if nothing else, a dedicated master of ceremonies to his particular appetites.
'Game of Thrones' 16 Most Memorable Sex Scenes (Photos)
There have been plenty of times when characters got down and dirty during the last six seasons of "Game of Thrones," although it hasn't always been pleasant. Here's your fully safe for work look at some of the most memorable sex scenes in the show, including at least one that involved leeches. (Note: Spoilers ahead!)
Jaime & Cersei: Season 1, Ep. 1
This scene set the tone for much of the show when the twins were caught committing incest by Bran Stark. From its setting in abandoned broken tower to its ending with attempted murder, the whole thing is pretty gross.
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Tyrion & Ros: Season 1, Ep. 1
We got introduced to the Imp in memorable fashion during this brothel scene. The lovable sex worker Ros was also a part of the moment, before she went on to bigger and better things in King's Landing.
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Daenerys & Drogo: Season 1, Ep. 2
A key turning point in Daenerys taking control of her situation is when she takes control in bed with Khal Drogo. This scene also marks a turning point in their relationship, from arranged marriage to actual love affair.
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Theon & Ros: Season 1, Ep. 5
Long before he became Reek, Theon snuck the ever-present sex worker Ros into Winterfell for this steamy encounter. The stories that Theon was a pretty great lover were part of what led Ramsay to take his "favorite toy" away from him.
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Renly & Loras: Season 2, Ep. 3
The secret lovers faced some turmoil when they argued over Renly's marriage to Loras' sister, Margaery. But it's clear they care for each other, which makes everything that follows so much harder for Loras to bear.
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Stannis & Melisandre: Season 2, Ep. 2
The blood magic the Red Woman, Melisandre, utilizes often has some gross but sexy requirements. The tryst between her and Stannis is necessary to create a ghostly shadow that murders his brother Renly, adding a whole extra level of creepy.
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Robb & Talisa: Season 2, Ep. 8
Robb Stark's downfall began when he broke his engagement to the daughter of Walder Frey in favor of Volantis-born nurse, Talisa. The pair's love isn't enough to save them from betrayal at the Red Wedding, unfortunately.
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Podrick and various sex workers: Season 3, Ep. 3
Podrick proved to be quite the ladies' man when several sex workers refused to take his money -- apparently because he was so good in bed. Bronn and Tyrion demanded details but whatever tips Pod had, they were revealed offscreen.
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Jon & Ygritte: Season 3, Ep. 5
The tender moment in the cave, in which Jon Snow breaks his vows to the Night's Watch, shows real feelings between Jon and Ygritte, despite him being a Crow and her being a Wildling. This is the one moment of happiness the two share before their different worlds tear them apart, with tragic consequences.
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Theon, Myranda & Violet: Season 3, Ep. 7
In this torturous scene, Myranda, Ramsay Bolton's girlfriend, and a second woman, Violet, come to Theon in the torture chamber. He has just enough time to feel like a person again, and for the scene to get hot, before the horrible truth is revealed about Ramsay's plans for Theon.
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Melisandre & Gendry (and leeches): Season 3, Ep. 8
More sexy blood magic times with Melisandre, this time with her seducing the bastard son of Robert Baratheon, Gendry. After the act, she puts leeches on him -- the King's Blood they suck out of Gendry allows Melisandre to see the future. Creepy though that may be, it wasn't a wholly bad deal for Gendry.
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Oberyn & Ellaria: Season 4, Ep. 1
Oberyn and Ellaria not only had each other but several other women and men at the same time at Littlefinger's brothel. The Dornish have fewer hangups than the rest of Westeros, that's for sure.
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Daario & Daenerys: Season 4, Ep. 7
Daenerys took her first lover since Drogo when she slept with sexy sellsword Daario Naharis. The pair had something of a relationship from then on, but Daenerys broke it off when she sailed for Westeros -- and was surprised that doing so didn't really bother her.
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Ramsay & Myranda: Season 5, Ep. 5
Ramsay was creepy enough on his own. But then you add in Myranda, his girlfriend and the daughter of his kennelmaster. Myranda's just as sick as Ramsay when it comes to sadism, and their sexy moment oscillates between pleasure and pain pretty easily.
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Missandei & Grey Worm: Season 7, Ep. 2
The tension between Daenerys' former slaves turned trusted advisers has been ramping up for what seems like forever. Finally, Missandei and Grey Worm had their moment together. The Unsullied are famously eunuchs, but Grey Worm and Missandei found ways to be intimate that got around his limitation.
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Jon Snow and Daenerys Targaryen, Season 7, Ep. 7
After teasing romance between Jon and Dany all through the season, it finally happened on the boat from Dragonstone to White Harbor. It wasn't the most ridiculous sex scene of the show, but it was one fans have been waiting for throughout Season 7 -- and for fans who predicted this might happen long ago, years.
TheWrap takes a mostly-clothed, SFW look at some of the steamiest moments from the HBO series across the last seven seasons
There have been plenty of times when characters got down and dirty during the last six seasons of "Game of Thrones," although it hasn't always been pleasant. Here's your fully safe for work look at some of the most memorable sex scenes in the show, including at least one that involved leeches. (Note: Spoilers ahead!)