‘The Love Witch’ Review: Sumptuous Horror Indie Is a Retro Blast
A sexy sorceress lures men into lethal love traps in multi-talented Anna Biller’s feminist-tinged, exquisitely designed homage to Technicolor melodrama
So many image-conscious movies today use their visual acumen to knock you back in your seat, but mere seconds into Anna Biller’s candy-colored retro-horror film “The Love Witch,” you realize this movie is an ornate portal with a beckoning, bejeweled finger, and you’re as helpless as one of its titular seducer’s hexed-and-sexed victims. You want to step inside its strikingly textured Technicolor funscape and give yourself over — maybe across that plush, crimson sofa, or on that impossibly green grass, or inside those golden silk sheets.
Once you’ve crossed the threshold, though, you find something shrewder: a tables-turning investigation of gender roles and female gratification, played out with humor, weirdness, prickly intelligence and even melancholy.
Biller, a feminist indie filmmaker and genre aficionado filtered through an old-school movie sensualist, has crafted one of the year’s most delectable curiosities, and the term “crafted” is not used lightly: she wrote, produced, and directed, as well as made the costumes, designed the sets, created a few paintings for it, and wrote much of its music. That she didn’t act in it as well doesn’t mean she couldn’t have: she starred in her last multi-hyphenate movie, 2007’s cult curio about suburban LA swingers, “Viva.”
Instead, in her one-of-a-kind sophomore feature, she pulls a mesmerizing star turn from newcomer Samantha Robinson, a heart-faced knockout who combines narcissistic eroticism and wit as Elaine, a love-mad serial killer around whom the ’60s-era Hammer filmmakers would have built whole gothic worlds.
Having disposed of an ex-husband who had the temerity to leave her (he’s shown falling to the floor in flashback shots), Elaine heads up the Pacific coast in her cherry-hued convertible, coquettishly narrating her romantic woes (“they say I’m cured now”), a rear-projection landscape behind her as if she were a fleeing Hitchcock heroine. Taking up in a small town at a friend’s empty pad (the Tarot-inspired apartment set is spectacular), she sets up a spell-casting nook with ancient books, herbs, and beakers of colored liquids, all the better to kickstart true love in a man with a helpful pinch of hallucinogenic magic. As she explains to her married, mousy landlord (Laura Waddell) over high tea in a posh, pink Victorian-decorated hangout — complete with harpist — men just want a pretty woman to love and take care of them, so giving them sex is only natural. That’s how you win them!
Elaine conveniently leaves out the hocus-pocus part, which she uses immediately on leering, bearded college professor Wayne (Jeffrey Vincent Parise), who can’t believe his good fortune that a raven-haired beauty on a park bench wants to drive off with him for a night of home-cooked steaks, coddling (“Poor, poor baby” being Elaine’s favorite cooing small talk), and unadulterated passion. That Elaine’s potion also makes him a crying, emotional wreck the next morning — then inconveniently dead — is a nuisance, to be sure.
It’s also a hilarious riff on gender-crossed sexual wires. “I thought I’d found a real man!” she complains. But it also implies that this sultry, mad sorceress may not be fully aware she’s in an illusion-fueled spiral of tempt-and-destroy, which is what gives “The Love Witch” its slyly feminist, revenge-flick wink: What if dissatisfied women had their own M.O. for using and discarding their lovers?
Filmed in ravishing 35mm (the best way to see it projected) and unafraid to use blast-from-the-past effects like kaleidoscope lenses and rainbow flares on the edge of the frame, “The Love Witch” is, as realized by Biller and cinematographer M. David Mullen (“Jennifer’s Body”), an eye-popping feast. It’s one of those movies that gives the sense of having emerged straight from its director’s imagination. Biller has a fertile one, indeed, mixing up the hotly lit, saturated palette of glamour vehicles past — syrupy reds, diaphanous fabrics, winelight — with a nudgingly campy, gestural acting style that allows for just enough emotional range from the actors, while producing the occasional cathartic giggle from moviegoers.
Sometimes the detours defy easy description, as in a Renaissance faire mock wedding featuring newly smitten Elaine and a square-jawed detective (Gian Keys) “investigating” her for Wayne’s murder — she’s too hot to be the culprit, right? — that evokes the dreamy quality of Jacques Demy musical playgrounds. Other moments play like delicious shout-outs to sexy siren cinema: close-ups of Robinson giving sinister double takes that recall Gene Tierney’s creepy faraway looks in “Leave Her to Heaven,” and coven rituals with altars and nudist circles straight out of taste-challenged midnight movies. And in nearly every scene, you’ll scan the frame as if you were in the sweetest of vintage markets, or the freakiest of occult shops.
It’s all both overwhelming and pitch perfect, if not, at a deliberately paced two hours, everyone’s cup of mystical juju. But for fans of exquisitely conjured nostalgia, dosed liberally with a modern attitude, “The Love Witch” is a velvety melodramatic treat, and a real calling card for Biller’s playfully immersive gifts. Bring your gaze, whatever your gender.
WINNER: Heidi Klum cloned herself for her annual Halloween bash in NYC. Can you spot the real Heidi? (answer on the next slide)
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Third from the left. Guests ranging from Ice-T and Coco (a psycho inmate and a referee) to Hannah Storm (an outstanding Lucille Ball) swarmed Vandal in NYC, where Svedka flowed from the bars.
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Heidi and clones arrive in a box.
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Celebrities dressed as other celebrities are always score.
WINNER: Courtney Mazza and Mario Lopez stepped right out of "Saturday Night Fever" at the Casamigos bash.
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WINNER: Tom Cruise, is that you? Nope. It's Zach Braff who feels the need... the need... for speed!
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WINNER: Whoever these guys are (because we really don't know), invite them back next year. This anonymous battalion of G.I. Joe figures is an "only in Hollywood" costume.
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WINNER: Zedd as Daft Punk. Period.
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WINNER: Cindy Crawford, host Rande Gerber, and their kids Presley Walker (left) and Kaia Jordan Gerber as the "Sex Pistols."
JUST OK: Seth MacFarlane as Oscar the Grouch. The bon vivant gets points for not trying to upscale on "cool" (see: Zach Braff above) and keep a lower profile at the busy bash. But I expect more from one of the most creative and quick wits in town.
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FAIL: L.A. Clippers Coach Doc Rivers and David Spade. Hey Spade, you have to at least try. Being a celebrity is not enough cache for the Casamigos party.
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JUST OK: Russell Simmons dusts off one of his stock costumes: dressing up as his brother Rev Run's group Run-D.M.C.
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Simmons repeated the costume the next night at Steve Shaw's treats! magazine party.
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PAR for the COURSE: Stacy Keibler, who used to date Casamigos co-founder George Clooney, is still on the "it" list. With Kiebler, Emmanuelle Chriqui and Jenna Dewan Tatum (as a unicorn).
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FAIL: Kevin Connolly (center) took the same approach as his fellow frequent social-scenester, David Spade. "Gilligan's Island"-themed costumes are rare, but easy.
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GOLD MEDAL: Ryan Lochte is good at swimming, bad at lying and surprisingly swift at costume design. In the male division, he tried the hardest, and it shows.
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WINNER: Ryan Lochte himself proved to be celebrity costume-worthy. Nina Dobrev and pal Lane Cheek (a prop master on "The Vampire Diaries") "stripped down" to portray scandalous swimmers Lochte and Jimmy Feigen of the Rio Olympics "gas station incident" at Matthew Morrison's event.
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B+: Kelsey Grammer plays "Sideshow Bob" on "The Simpsons," so although he picks low hanging fruit, the meta joke and obscure pop culture reference nudges him towards win territory.
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JUST OK: Sly, this "get-up" is acceptable for a costume party in April. He gets extra credit for "relevancy" if he was attempting for a "Westworld" reference. Because he's Sylvester Stallone coming out to Hollywood parties, which is a rarity, his presence saves this from the fail-zone.
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COSTUME IN A BAG FAIL: Ryan Seacrest. Guilty. Moving on.
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COSTUME IN A BAG FAIL: James Corden. The late night host and wife Julia Carey look like they got in a fight on the way to the party.
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B: Andy Garcia's professional makeup amps up his "Day of the Dead" persona.
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JUST OK: Good to see you out and about, Lauren Conrad. But I can't tell if you're playing into character as a sad ballerina doll or just in default humdrum LC mode.
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B: Brian Grazer and teenaged-son Thomas pay homage to cult film "Donnie Darko." Like Kelsey Grammar, they got creative in concept but their execution is uninspired.
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FAIL: King Bach. I'll cut him some slack because of the news that Vine, the platform that made him famous, is shutting down.
FAIL: Larry David. Is this a bit? Is this part of your schtick? Odd that both David and MacFarlane, two of the most brilliant comedy minds, have the same Halloween blind spot.
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FAIL: Jeff Probst. What is this? Minus the mask, these threads probably hang in his closet and he could wear them to the Emmys.
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WIN: Harry Hamlin and Lisa Rinna as Sonny and Cher. They are both try-hards, which pays dividends in this contest.
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MASK IN A BAG FAIL: Kenneth Cole. He has an excuse. As Chairman of the Board of amfAR, Cole raised more than $2 million the night before for the cause at an event honoring Jeffrey Katzenberg and Charlize Theron.
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Meanwhile at the bar: "Bloody Great Margaritas," "Spirit of the Night" cocktails, and wood fire pizzas, tacos and french fries were passed through the party.
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Developer Mike Meldman (right)is a partner in Casamigos with Gerber and Clooney. Although it's unclear what his costume is (Jay Z?), out of deference for a great party, I reserve judgement.
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JUST OK: Model Charlotte McKinney is dressed as if she's going to one of Gerber's former hotspots, the Skybar.
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B+: Tara Reid remixes the holiday calendar as the skinniest Santa at the Treats party, which had top-tier party partner Absolut Elyx on board.
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Jared "Just Jared" Eng's Halloween party owned Sunday night, October 30th. Flexing- both his pull and his muscles - the media entrepreneur had Miles "Gene Simmons" Teller (WINNER) amongst the crowd that included Georgie Flores, Leona Lewis, Keke Palmer, and J.J. regular Ariel Winter.
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WINNER: Manager Eric Podwall as Bela Karolyi, complete with hired extras playing young gymnasts.
WINNER: Matthew Morrison as Jared Leto's "Suicide Squad" joker. This group huddled up at Morrison's Halloween/Birthday party at Hyde on Saturday night, October 29.
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B+: J.C. Chasez gets bonus points for being Andy Warhol at a celebrity party, as the late artist frequently photographed his contemporaries' events. Forty years ago, Morrison's bash with Freixenet would have been on Warhol's docket.
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A-: Rebecca Rittenhouse and Chase Crawford channeling Gwyneth Paltrow and Luke Wilson's "Royal Tenenbaums" characters at Morrison's.
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A: Bryan Singer proves why he's a top tier director by delivering a complete court for his Egyptian pharaoh look: He cast and styled a supporting cast for himself, while his own threads look tailored.
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FAIL: Randy Jackson often chooses loud gear. We can't tell if he dressed up in a Alvin's varsity letterman jacket from Chipmunk High, or just stopped by the Treats party after a non-Halloween dinner. Treats ringmaster Steve Shaw nested with the theme, dressing Dracula-esque for the cathedral style design of the bash in downtown L.A.
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WINNER: Emily Ratajkowski as Cleopatra in Brooklyn, leaning in to type. Ratajkowski posed here on the VIP balcony at Bacardi and Kenzo Digital's Haunted House, "We Are the Night", a private bash where Mark Ronson and Swizz Beatz performed on Saturday night, October 29.
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B: Mark Zuckerberg and wife Priscilla Chan shared this pic of their baby girl Max's first Halloween. "A family of vikings, a sheep and one adorable little dragon," the Facebook founder posted. The sheep dog gets an A. The Zuckerbergs lose a half point for the Ugg boots. Do the Zuckerbergs "actually get trick or treaters and pass out candy?" a commenter asked. "Yes, it's a lot of fun," Mark replied.
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They’re currently dominating on "Dancing With the Stars," but it was all play for IndyCar racer James Hinchcliffe and his pro-partner Sharna Burgess at the 2016 MAXIM Halloween Party. Throwing back to the '80s in matching "Top Gun" costumes, the pair looked just as cool as they do on the ABC reality contest as they sipped on cocktails by CÎROC Mango, Tequila Don Julio Blanco and Don Julio 1942.
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Chris Brown dressed up as a... a... no costume necessary! Brown was a guest rather than a performer at the 2016 MAXIM Halloween Party, produced by Karma International at the Shrine Auditorium on Saturday Oct. 22. DJ Vice gave the singer a shout out from the decks, as guests got to explore the haunted playground designed by creative director Ryan Patterson.
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WIN or FAIL? The Party Report ranks celebrity costumes from Ryan Lochte as the Mad Hatter to Seth MacFarlane as Oscar the Grouch at Hollywood’s top ticket: George Clooney, Rande Gerber, and Mike Meldman’s Casamigos Tequila bash at Ron Burkle’s House
WINNER: Heidi Klum cloned herself for her annual Halloween bash in NYC. Can you spot the real Heidi? (answer on the next slide)