That didn’t take too long.
Here’s what appears to be his first tweet:
“my dickhead is shaped liked a darth vadar helmet. my dick is so fat it looks like r2d2.”
This is not what I was thinking it would be, but it’s a fine start.
In other celebritwitter news, Miley Cyrus deleted her Twitter account (presumably to make room for Morgan) -- a move deemed so newsworthy that the Associated Frickin' Press published a story about it.