War of ‘Two and a Half Men’ Words: Sheen Says He ‘Will Outlive’ Producer

Actor strikes right back at Chuck Lorre’s remarks in on-screen vanity card from sitcom’s Monday show

Looks like Charlie Sheen really wants to make sure "Two and a Half Men" producer Chuck Lorre is going to be pissed off.

Soon after Lorre joked that he would be "pissed off" if Sheen outlives him, Sheen answered back Tuesday.

"Chuck, I will outlive you," said the actor to TMZ cameras late Tuesday, "I will piss you off." Sheen then said "I miss you man" and followed up his comments by blowing a kiss to the camera.

Not that he stopped there.

"I look forward to getting back to work," added Sheen, who announced he was going into rehab Jan. 28. He told that Lorre, who also produces "Big Bang Theory" and "Mike and Molly," to "get off those other shows. Get back to the one that launched those."

Charlie, who checked into a hospital with what his rep said were abdominal pains after a bender at his house, wouldn't comment on reports that he gave adult actress Kacey Jordan $30,000 during that house party. However, he did say "we're moving forward, enjoying every moment."

The positive remarks by the actor come just a day after Sheen said his "Two and a Half Men" bosses, not his rehab, were responsible for the show's hiatus, and Lorre struck back.

Lorre, who regularly adds messages to his end-of-show vanity cards, included one after Monday's episode that said this:

"I exercise regularly. I eat moderate amounts of healthy food. I make sure to get plenty of rest. I see my doctor once a year and my dentist twice a year. I floss every night. I've had chest x–rays, cardio stress tests, EKG's and colonoscopies. I see a psychologist and have a variety of hobbies to reduce stress. I don't drink. I don't smoke. I don't do drugs. I don't have crazy, reckless sex with strangers.

"If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed."

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Lorre made light of Sheen's reckless living on the same day the actor said on "The Dan Patrick Show" that he is ready to return to the show but that his bosses aren't ready to resume shooting.