Enough with the foreplay, the steamy adaptation of E.L. James‘ naughty novel “Fifty Shades of Grey” has finally arrived, and it’s definitely worth the wait.
Over the past three years, TheWrap’s film reporter Jeff Sneider has had a front row seat to the “Fifty Shades” circus, and was, in fact, the first person on the planet to link Dakota Johnson to the lead role as Anastasia Steele opposite Jamie Dornan‘s Christian Grey. It’s been quite a journey, with no shortage of sexual intrigue, and now that the Red Room is open for business, it’s time for Sneider to let loose.
Is “Fifty Shades of Grey” the perfect movie for adventurous couples over Valentine’s Day weekend? What will your mothers, sisters, aunts and daughters think about the sex? Can your grandmother handle all that bondage?
Put down your whips and chains if your masters let you and watch the video to find out just how hot things get behind closed doors.
15 Times the 'Fifty Shades of Grey' Trailer Made You Shift in Your Seat (Photos)
"Mr. Grey will see you now."
The anticipation builds as you realize this is the moment you will be able to put a face to THE Christian Grey.
Squirm Scale: 1.3
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"What was he like?"- Kate
"He was polite, intense, smart, [pause] really intimidating."-Anastasia
We could not agree more!
Squirm Scale: 3
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"I would like to know more about you."- Christian
"There's really not much to know about me. I mean, look at me" -Anastasia
Squirm Scale: 2
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Long pause.
"I am." -Christian
Sharp intake followed by a squirm…no he did not!
Squirm Scale: 5
"I exercise control in all things Miss Steele" - Christian
"That must be really boring"-Anastasia
Oh how wrong you are Ana.
Squirm Scale: 6
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"I don't do romance"- Christian
Oh how wrong YOU are Mr. Grey
Squirm Scale: 5.3
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Sexual. Sexual. Sexual… Tension
Squirm Scale: 7
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"My tastes are [pause]…"- Christian
Abs. Abs. Abs.
Squirm Scale: 8
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"…are very singular" - Christian
No. Words.
Squirm Scale: 8.5
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"Enlighten me"-Anastasia
Yes, enlighten us Christian…RIGHT NOW
Squirm Scale: 9
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Boom.
Squirm Scale: 9.8
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Boom.
Squirm Scale: 9.9
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Boom.
Squirm Scale: 10
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Lucky b*tch…
Squirm Scale: BROKEN
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Try watching Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson in the sexy ”Fifty Shades of Grey“ trailer without squirming a little in your seat. TheWrap ranks 15 of the most squirm-worthy moments with our notoriously accurate ”Squirm Scale“
"Mr. Grey will see you now."
The anticipation builds as you realize this is the moment you will be able to put a face to THE Christian Grey.
Squirm Scale: 1.3