Dolly Parton, rapper? We live in curious and dangerous times, friends.
The “Jolene” country-music legend recently stopped by “The Queen Latifah Show” for an episode to air Monday, sporting a vertiginous hairdo and dropping some science about her legendary physical endowment.
She even managed to get in a crack at Miley Cyrus‘ expense.
“Now I don’t hip and I don’t hop, I’d black both eyes with this big top,” Parton rhymed. “I know the Queen has got ‘em too, but she don’t work ‘em like I do.”
Parton then turned her direction toward Cyrus (who, no, unfortunately wasn’t present), dropping the lines, “I’m workin’, I’m twerkin’ — hey Miley, I got your wrecking balls right here!”
If that’s too subtle for you, Parton was referring to her breasts — and to Cyrus’ recently released video, “Wrecking Ball.”
Watch the pageantry unfold in the video.