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Jon Stewart Calls House Republicans 'Self-Righteous, Orwellian Zebra Queefs'

John Oliver compares congress to Time Warner Cable. Ouch

Jon Stewart is having trouble stomaching Republican claims that Democrats and President Obama are really to blame for shutting down the federal government this week.

“When did the big government Democrats become the no-government Democrats?” Stewart asked. “You self-righteous, Orwellian zebra queefs. Do you know what kind of score that would get me in Scrabble?”

“I can't tell if these guys are dumb or think we are,” he said.

Also read: Jon Stewart: Sean Hannity Doesn't Mind the Government Shutdown, Why Should We? (Video)

To answer that question, Stewart tapped senior political analyst John Oliver to make sense of the democracy debacle.

Oliver pointed out that thanks to the magic of gerrymandering and creative redistricting, members of Congress enjoy  a 90 percent incumbency rate despite a 10 percent approval rating.

Also read: Jon Stewart Grills Bill O'Reilly on Government Shutdown, Syria (Video)

“The only previous instance of that level of disapproval combined with that level of market retention is Time Warner Cable,” Oliver explained.

What that means, he explained, is that our leaders have impunity to poison baskets of kittens or furlough federal employees — whatever floats their boats.

Watch the video:

  • aklouro

    Look who's talking.

    • Mouthpiece

      Oh burn! Why don't you have YOUR own tv show? Your wit is razor sharp… Your social commentary so biting.

  • milt1007

    A self hating Jew who's not funny, Please go away, only the low info voters are listening! Oh and I am Jewish

    • MarkJeffries

      What's your problem with the First Amendment, wingnut teabagger moron?

      • milt1007

        Time to take it out of your mouth, and get an education then move out of your mom's basement. Then maybe you can be a productive American.

  • rrgrgqr

    well, he's not wrong.

  • Patricia Barlow-Irick

    Zebra fans take exception to your statement. Please never ever consider the possibility that zebras are right-wing animals. Zebras are liberals.