Joseph Gordon-Levitt's ‘Don Jon’ Reviewed by a Porn Star (Video)

Allie Haze, the star of “Clerks” and “Star Wars” — the XXX versions — reviews Joseph Gordon-Levitt's directorial debut about a porn-addicted Guido

“Don Jon,” Joseph Gordon-Levitt's romantic comedy about a man who must choose between his love of porn and the woman (Scarlett Johansson) who might be the love of his life, is getting lots of love from porn star Allie Haze.

The adult film actress gave the upcoming Relativity release four stars in an explicit movie review for NextMovie.com.

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“I would have t say that my overall thoughts on ‘Don Jon’ were a plus. I would definitely give it four stars,” Haze said. “I was really impressed with the way he used porn to more or less send a message on love.”

Haze also came to the conclusion that both Gordon-Levitt and Johansson would make excellent adult stars.

“I think if I had to pick either Scarlett or Joseph to perform with, I would want my cake and eat it, too,” Haze said. “I say threesome!”

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She was also particularly impressed with Tony Danza, the former “Who's the Boss” sitcom star who plays Gordon-Levitt's father. And  yes, Haze would have sex with him, too.

“He gave me a couple chuckles here and there,” Haze said. “And I wouldn't mind giving him a run for his money in a porno.”

And Haze was grateful that a number of her colleagues got “a little showtime on the screen” in the scenes where Gordon-Levitt surfs the web for his favorite kind of movie (keep an eye out for Alexis Texas, Sunny Lane, Danni Daniels, Misty Stone and Isis Taylor making computer-screen cameos.)

“Don Jon” hits theaters this Friday.