What part of sharing erratic star Charlie Sheen with another "goddess" while traveling the country as he performed to hot and cold crowds didn't appeal to Bree Olson?
Sheen revealed at a weekend show in Fort Lauderdale, Fla., that porn star Olson, one of his two goddesses, broke up with him via text message.
When asked during a Q&A how he dealt with two women, Sheen bluntly replied, "Not well, because one left," Sheen said, according to The Hollywood Reporter.
Olson, meanwhile, is moving on. According to her Twitter feed, she has spent the last several days in Fort Wayne, Ind., where she grew up, and got her picture taken with the Easter Bunny at a mall (above).
Sheen's remaining goddess is former marijuana magazine model Natalie Kenly. But he said at the Fort Lauderdale show that he would also like to spend 24 hours with Lindsay Lohan. "I would hug her and let her know it's gonna be okay," he said.