Alec Baldwin has nothing on Anderson Cooper.
In a visit to Kathy Griffin's new "Kathy" on Bravo, Cooper described a run-in with an amateur paparazzo as he flew on United to the taping of Griffin's show.
As he tried to fall asleep on the early morning flight, he realized a man in the seat in front of him was taking his picture.
"I'm sitting there incredulous that he thinks I don't see him... and he's still taking the pictures," Cooper said. "Normally I would just be like, we're not gonna win this one. But lately, I've become emboldened, and I grab the guy on the shoulder, and I said something to the effect of, 'Bitch, what the f--- are you doing?'"
"It was one of those things, as soon as I said it, I was like, 'I can't believe I just said this to a guy,'" Cooper said.
Adding to the weirdness: Cooper says figure skater Johnny Weir was seated next to him.
No word on when the passenger's photos will be online.