Before packing up -- more on that in a pending post here -- MoJoe would like to offer up a few words of advice to our friends in the TV business.
As always, it's unsolicited. As usual, there's no charge.
CBS and Time Warner: Get a room already!
Seriously, guys, the romantic tension between you two is getting old. And not in a fun Sam-and-Diane way.
You flirt over whether to merge CNN and CBS News. You pretend to argue over the fate of the CW every once in a while.
The fact is, you two were made for each other -- and everybody but you seems to know it.
Over the past 10 years, no network has been better run than CBS. But try as Leslie Moonves might, not having a broad array of cable networks is a major handicap to the Eye's bottom line.
Likewise, Time Warner's production company, Warner Bros. TV, is a juggernaut -- easily the most successful (and probably most profitable) studio out there. Its cable assets, particularly TNT and Adult Swim, have done very well, too.
But with the power of a major broadcast network behind them, all those assets would be even stronger. And maybe CNN would be free to be the world-class news network it wants to be, rather than being forced to pander for ratings (two words: Rick Sanchez.)
Ben Silverman: Be quiet. Please.
We've known Ben since his William Morris days. He's smart, creative and thinks far ahead of the curve.
But, and we say this with love: The man's in desperate need of a muzzle.
At NBC, he was his own worst enemy -- not just because of bad shows (like "My Own Worst Enemy"), but because he consistently stirred up negative PR for the network via ill-advised remarks.
Like the time he called his peers "D-girls." Or when he told the New York Times it's hard to have a "vision" when running a network. Or when, just a couple months before he left NBC, he was quoted as saying he planned to stay at the network "to see things through."
My grandmother was often fond of saying, "Silence is golden." In Silverman's case, it should be essential.
Ben, seriously, dude: Enough with the public appearances and endless profiles. Let your work speak for itself, at least for the next year or so.
Oh, and please change the name of your new company. Electus is just wrong on many, many levels.
Mark Burnett: Focus.
Is there anything the producer of "Survivor" can't do? Apparently, no: Burnett seems to be working on a project for any network or website willing to pay him, from HGTV to Hallmark.
But what we really wish Burnett would do is disengage from the business of assembly line TV and instead put all his considerable talents and energies behind dreaming up a new paradigm-busting reality show.
