The Tonight Show
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Jimmy Fallon Jokes the NYC Earthquake Led to ‘the Statue of Liberty Twerking’
“While everything was shaking, Times Square Elmo was like ‘whoa, the drugs are hitting different today,’” Fallon quips in his monologue
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Hillary Clinton Tells Voters Disappointed in Choice Between Trump and Biden to ‘Get Over Yourself’ | Video
“I don’t understand why this is even a hard choice… hopefully people will realize what’s at stake,” the former Secretary of State says
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Fallon Jokes Playing the Lottery Reminds Him of Trump’s Stormy Daniels Affair: ‘Days of Build-Up and Then It’s Over in Seconds’ | Video
The “Tonight Show” host kicks things off by ogling the $1.9 billion lotto jackpots
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Jimmy Fallon Celebrates St. Patrick’s Day With Biden-Trump Limerick: ‘Choice Between a Saltine and a Cheeto’ | Video
And later, Bill Murray interrupts the monologue to start his interview early
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Jimmy Fallon Says Biden’s State of the Union Was ‘Fired Up’ Because He Took ‘Meth-Amucil’ | Video
The “Tonight Show” host has fun comparing “Regular Joe” to “Fired-Up Joe”
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Jimmy Fallon Remembers Going Deep on Taylor Swift While Fishing With Jake Tapper | Video
The CNN host appears far more excited discussing the summer trip than the State of the Union
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Jimmy Fallon Mocks Krispy Kreme’s Free Donut Super Tuesday Campaign: ‘They’ll Be Old and Stale’ Like Biden, Trump | Video
The NBC host also jokes that we might “finally” know who the Republican and Democratic candidates are
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Biden Embraces Jimmy Fallon’s TikTok Jab by Roasting His Ratings: ‘If Colbert Won’t’ Make Fun of Me, ‘You’re Fine Too’ | Video
“The Tonight Show” host was, however, delighted to be on Biden’s “President’s Day to-do list”
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Jimmy Fallon Expects ‘Furious’ Trump Over Civil Fraud Ruling: ‘Nobody Drives My Companies Out of Business Except Me!’ | Video
The NBC “Tonight Show” host runs down some of the day’s weirder news
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Jimmy Fallon Has Theories About What Travis Kelce Yelled at Super Bowl: ‘This Is Not How Biden Scripted It!’ | Video
Fallon also jokes the game was so long, fans asked “who directed this, Martin Scorsese?”
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Fallon Says Trump Thinks He Should Win the Female Vote Because ‘No One Has Paid Off More Women Than’ Him | Video
The “Tonight Show” host broke out his impression of the former president to rib his polling numbers
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Jimmy Fallon Jokes Biden ‘Renamed His Pacemaker TikTok’ in Effort to Connect With Young Voters | Video
It’s “tough, because compared to him, everyone is a young voter,” the NBC host says
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Jimmy Fallon Jokes That Trump Loves Hunter Biden After Salacious Indictment Details: ‘I’ll Adopt Him!’ | Video
The NBC host contrasts Joe Biden’s real responses with imagined Trump answers on “The Tonight Show”
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Jason Momoa Says ‘Aquaman 2’ Is ‘Kind of Like the End’ of ‘This DC Universe’ | Video
But he still teases that DC “likes” him
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Jimmy Fallon Jokes That Secret Service Keeps White House Cocaine Handy Just in Case They Need to ‘Jumpstart Mitch McConnell’ (Video)
Photos of the confiscated substance in the West Wing were released Tuesday
